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Tony Abbott lost in the outback

03 Mar, 2010 10:38 AM
Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott got lost in the central Australian outback and was forced to send a text message to his press secretary: "WERELOSTNEARFOSSILCREEK".

W hile Prime Minister Kevin Rudd was gearing up for a big health announcement, his opposite number was yesterday contemplating a cold and uncomfortable night, lost and sleeping rough, before being saved.

Just before lunchtime yesterday, Mr Abbott set off with a small party on "quad" four-wheeled motorbikes to ride deep into Watarrka country in search of Aboriginal sacred sites.

Six hours later, separated from his "guide and guru", local Aboriginal entrepreneur Ian Conway, and with sundown approaching, Mr Abbott and his companions were seriously concerned about their situation: stuck in unfamiliar country, with no idea of the way out and no way of communicating with the outside world.

"Our safety is not at risk, mate, but our comfort sure is," Mr Abbott declared.

There was some discussion about using a satellite phone Mr Conway had left with the party to summon help in the form of a helicopter from Kings Creek station.

As the light was fading, the chopper pilot would not be able to land but could drop some supplies.

"Beer, water, food and rugs. Especially beer," Mr Abbott quipped.

There was just one problem with that plan.

No one in the group could get the sat-phone to work.

After failing to make a voice call, Mr Abbott tried sending a text to the only mobile phone number he could remember, that of his press secretary Claire Kimball back in Canberra.

"WERELOSTNEARFOSSI LCREEK" the text said. No one could work out the key on the sat-phone to put spaces between words.

It is probably just as well for Ms Kimball's peace of mind that this alarming text failed to transmit.

The day had started well enough.

Mr Conway and three traditional owners of the Watarrka land had led Mr Abbott, Northern Territory Opposition Leader Terry Mills and three reporters in a convoy of 250cc Kawasaki quad bikes that bashed their way across the bush for two hours.

It was the Opposition Leader's first time on one of the four-wheeled contraptions. That didn't stop him from speeding to the front of the group, charging through the low scrub and bouncing manically across small gullies and obstacles, relishing the experience.

After traversing about 60 kilometres, the convoy reached its goal.

Fossil Creek, as Mr Conway called it, was a dried up creek bed full of 500 million year old fossils, crustacean creatures from the pre-Cambrian era, possible evidence of an ancient inland sea.

After inspecting this site, Mr Conway and one of the Aboriginal owners decided to make a side trip into the bush in search of pitchuri, a native plant with kava-like properties.

Two hours later the two Aboriginal men were yet to return and that is when Mr Abbott, as he put it, started contemplating his own "Burke and Wills" moment: clad only in trousers and a T-shirt with the chilly Northern Territory night drawing near.

"It makes you realise how easy it is to get lost. And how ill-equipped we are," Mr Abbott said. "We have this sat-phone but between two senior politicians and three journalists, none of us knows how to make it work."

Just as well then that Mr Conway reappeared as the sun was setting. He hadn't been able to find any pitchuri but he knew the way out.

A moderately hair-raising three-hour quad bike journey in the pitch dark followed. Two of the bikes ran out of fuel and had to be left behind.

But like Ernest Shackleton, Mr Conway got his team out.

Mr Abbott and his group arrived back at the truck that had taken them into Watarrka country at 9.20pm, having been lost for five hours.

"We were one jerry can of fuel, six bottles of water and about three hours of daylight short of what we needed," was his verdict on the experience when he arrived back at Kings Creek station for a late-night feast of scotch fillet and camel sausages.

Mark Davis is the Herald's National Editor.

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WHATAF**NIDIOT
Posted by dusty, 3/03/2010 11:01:28 AM
A dark night with a full moon? < Makes a good story ' though
Posted by Geoffc3, 3/03/2010 2:29:48 PM
what a shame they found him ...
Posted by mimi, 3/03/2010 4:00:03 PM
Bashed their way across the bush?All those motorcycles damaging the bush.hahahaha.Maybe an environmentalist will take the bait,have to see.They did the sensible thing and stayed where they were.One has to wonder about Mr Conway though,what was he doing?i hope he is not in charge of sight seeing tours.
Posted by Noelene, 3/03/2010 6:10:59 PM
You sound like a typical moron Dusty. Have you ever been out there? Probably not, you may have seen it on Discovery or something though. I doubt you have ever done anything significant with your life, so stop having ago at people who have.
Posted by Jordo, 3/03/2010 8:22:20 PM
Obviously a 'Holt' style stunt to try to take the media focus off Dudds Health Plan. This evidently backfired as it would have been better to leave Dudds miserable beer coaster ideas for a Health Plan in the media spotlight, to show he is a complete fraud and has no idea about running the Country, amounting to setting up a few websites and an environment plan thats setting houses on fire.
Posted by Barney, 3/03/2010 10:00:41 PM
Is Parliament in recession for Tony to be holidaying in the outback?
Posted by Observer, 3/03/2010 11:20:58 PM
it was a good plan tillthey lost their nerve and went back and got him. better luck next time.
Posted by outfoxourcity, 4/03/2010 8:25:43 AM

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Hair-raising moment ... Tony Abbott heads off on the quad bike tour. Photo: Andrew Meares
Hair-raising moment ... Tony Abbott heads off on the quad bike tour. Photo: Andrew Meares

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